A real quote from my husband while planning the part of our R&R in which we leave the kiddo with his grandparents and jet off to a tropical island, staying at the most luxious  hotel I can find:

“Wait, whoa there. It looks like you’re booking the hotel for 10 nights. Ten nights? Isn’t that a little too long for a vacation? I was thinking more like five or six.”

A little too long for a vacation? Is that even a real thing?

Obviously, I ignored his concerns. Ten night hotel stay — booked.